Regular listener Andy Wilkinson(Stoke City FC) was missing <em>Granny's miffed</em> so much, he guaranteed it's return with his injury time contribution on Tuesday night.
Mark (thumb in the air) is blown backwards with force as the huge Bulgarian bandwagon goes hurtling by. I guess the driver didn't see you Mark.
Granville though prefers his transport a little slower as inspects the scabby flee ridden donkeys out back.
'Ah good afternoon sir we have 2 to offer you today. This middle aged grey, we call him our Shaaavin, he's a little temperamental and won't always deliver you to your destination. Next to him we have bushy eared Cole, a lively nag in his youth but too often affected by little niggles.'
'Ok thank you sir I'll have a long think about it,......... actually I think I'll walk.'
Andy takes a leaf from the Shearer book of research, by claiming that DJ Campbell is "good", whilst host Mark does a Lineker and chums up with him. Joking aside, it seems he might have actually done some good prep work with Mr Van Der Vaart and his luverly GF and I'm ready to steal it right now.
So everyone leaves the banality of the boat journey for a 5-a-side beach football. Bagsie not in goal.